My fellow Americans, what the fuck is the matter with ya'll?
Have you lost your minds?
There is nothing that WalMart may have on sale that is worth trampling another human being to death.
Not even that HDTV for $399 Bubba would love to hang on the trailer wall next to the velvet Elvis painting.
So stop making asses of yourselves and embarrassing the rest of us who avoid the "Black Friday" sales like a plague.
I have spoken.