What can I say.*
"An internal trooper investigation had found Mr Wooten guilty of several infractions - using a Taser stun gun on his stepson, drinking on duty, threatening his then father-in-law and shooting a moose without a permit, the Anchorage Daily News reported yesterday."
If they all live in mobile homes, in the South**, this would be a Jerry Springer show.
Here, this will take your mind off the fail that is Palin***:
*I can say a whole lot more, but I'm not voting Republican so I could care less if McCain choose a right-wing, anti-choice creationist with the least amount of experience EVAH as his running mate. The fact that she has a vajay means nothing.
**Don't judge me bitches, I live in a mobile home, in the South.
***Yes, yes Michelle is made of awesome.