It is a situation.

The Benedict Situation.


Yes, I have a Cumbernest.

“But nearly every woman I know has a roughly similar story - in fact, dozens of them: stories about being obsessed with a celebrity, work colleague or someone they vaguely knew for years; living in a parallel world in their head; conjuring up endless plots and scenarios for this thing that never actually happened.”

—	Caitlin Moran, How to Be a Woman  Two Very Smart Women.