Republican Tears are Tasty

More Kitty Goodness

Because You Have Been So Good

I am assuming that you all have good little minions and are calling/faxing you Congress Critters as we speak.
As a reward I give you Kitty Shark Sweater:


First...the sweater is covered with fucking awesome sauce and I think anyone who has the balls to put a sweater on a cat who looks like a demon is, well, pretty ballsy.

Next...that cat is fabulous and brilliant and just so damn pretty in a demon cat way.

Last...the "I WILL KEEL U" look is priceless.

There is also a Rocket Sweater!
I wanna make a super sonic kitty of you!

Grandma's Dress

I have this fun vintage Kay Windsor dress for sale on Damn Good Vintage.


Cute, right?

I was looking though some old photographs and found this:

Yep, my Grandma is wearing the same Kay Windsor dress.
Real vintage worn by real women.
Nice bit of serendipity.

EDIT:
Yes, that is me and how awesome is that bit of end of the world art behind the sofa?

Teh!Ghey is Gonna Ruin Your Prom

See that pretty girl?
She is gay and she had the nerve to want to wear a tux and take her girlfriend to the prom.
Of course her first mistake was asking the inbred morons who run her high school if she could even wear a tux (seriously? Who gives a fuck what she wears as long as her boobs and lady bits are hidden) and if she could bring her same sex date.
Personally I think they should have just shown up at the door....girls go to dances with each other all the time.
I went with 6 other girls.
No one would have even paid any attention until they slow danced.

Can't have young women wearing tuxes and slow dancing in Mississippi. Next thing you know they will think that they have a right to get married to whomever the hell they want to.

So the school district decided to just cancel prom and blame it all on Constance so she could become the target of every redneck mouth breathing homophobe fundi who lives in her town. Plus this will make the next student who might think of getting uppity to think twice.
Nice.

But Constance is an awesome gal and she is not backing down and she won't be bullied. The ACLU has gotten involved and even if she does not go to prom (and honey, I can tell you that going to prom is an overrated "rite of passage") she is going to stand up for what is right and for the students who will come after her.

Rockabilly Beyonce

If you don't like Lady Gaga or Beyonce then move on, but if you do then I'm telling you the new Gaga video is a hoot.
A cheesy Russ Meyer homage.
Think Faster, Faster Pussycat in a women's prison.
I loved it.
And Beyonce rocking the rockabilly pinup look is very hawt.




Oh and Lady Gaga enters a prison exercise yard wearing chains and smoking cigarettes sunglasses.
Covered with awesome sauce.

The song sucked though.
NSFW

SJP's Old Lady Hands

WTF? Is up with Sarah Jessica Parker's hands?

The guys over at Projectrungay had a close-up and she has the hands of some 80 year old society gal who smokes like a chimney and has Manhattans from 3-6 every day.
Seriously, look at these:
She is only TWO years older then me and I'm sure she is rich enough to slather her hands with some crazy vile lotion made of pearls and virgin kitten tears. Maybe she actually is an 80 year old woman and the lotion works everywhere except on her hands because they are covered with the blood of the thousand kittahs that were sacrificed to maintain her mask of hardened middle age?


BTW I hated the dress front, love the back and her retro Streisand/Gary Oldman as Dracula hair is quite awesome.

Nekid Rahm

I gotta say that the idea of a Nekid!Rham standing in the shower at the Congressional gym yelling at Massa is just covered in awesome sauce.
I so hope it is the truth.



And yeah, Nekid!Rham....

I've been naugthy and need a good talking too.
In the shower.

Just saying.

Stop This Crime

Dear vintage clothing dealers,

Please cease and desist doing business with Courtney Love or one of her minions.
The woman is a crime against vintage.
Exibit A:
Now if I did not know better I'd say that CL had someone rip apart a sweet 30's dress and maybe a 20's or 30's sheer black over dress and then sewed them together to make a special fucktard dress.
Like I have said before, I really, really, really hate the "upcycling" trend because it enables shit like the above to be created.


Jesus people.
Just stop.

And Now We Are 18.

Yesterday I was waiting in line to pay for gas and standing in line behind me was the cutest little 2 year old boy holding a big bag of Cheetos.
He looked just like me kid when he was that age.
When I got in the car I just started bawling because...well, because I'm nuts and Josh was going to be 18 today.

18.

Happy Birthday!

Penis Pants

No. Words.
Via Project Rungay.

(Luckily the model got to wear a hat so his kids will never see his face associated with penis pants.)

Ceiling Cat Takes Mai Peeps

This video from, I kid you not, After The Rapture Pet Care*, seriously needs to have LOL captions.

CEILIN CAT IZ CALLIN TEH HUMANZ HOME

BEFORE U GO WER IZ TEH CAN OPENR?

DAWGS WE R NAO UR KAT OVERLORDZ

Yeah, too much time on my hands...

* I have no idea if this is just another sly way to part fundis from their money or sweet and kind or just someone making a spoof website. I actually hope that these folks are for real and really do care about pets that much to worry what will they do in case of the rapture.

The Numbers

It's the NUMBERS folks!
Right there on the ceiling of the cave.
Amazing.


Of course, what does that mean?

Robin Hood Tax

I show you this video not because I think the idea of the Robin Hood Tax is great (which I do, I do think it is a fine idea) but because Bill Nighy is in it and he is brilliant.



For more information on the Robin Hood Tax (sorry it is a UK thing):

Robin Hood Tax, is a tiny tax on bank transactions that could raise hundreds of billions for public services and to tackle poverty and climate change at home and around the world.

RIP

I know that I have, in the past insinuated that Alexander McQueen might have designed some crazy ass clothing like the snake skin on your v-jaja dress

Or the hoof shoes that creep me out

Or the styling in this show that looked like the women are the handmaidens of the Cenobites (I'm actually reading Hellbound Heart at the moment)


BUT truthfully he was an amazing designer and I LOVED his designs and my GOD I am sad to hear that he has passed away. The story is sad and heartbreaking. The loss of his friend Isabella Blow in 2007 and the death of his mother last week seemed to be more then he could live with.
Just. So. Sad.

What Kate Does

What she does is annoy the hell out of me.

Still another great episode from LOST and we are beginning to see patterns.
Kate always runs, Sawyer is always alone, Claire will trust Kate, Etan is always going to stick needles in Claire, Syaid's destiny is to pay for his crimes, there always has to be a crazy lady who lost a kid on the island with bad hair and an uncanny ability to make traps (Oh, and she shot Mack from Sunny in Philly) and Jack is Jack.

Fiorina Courting the Furry Vote in Cali

This maybe one of the most hilarious and batshit insane political ads I have ever seen.

ILL SIT WER I WANTS

*SQUEE* LOST

Tonight tonight tonight tonight tonight tonight

I wish I could have a LOST party, instead I get to sit here and listen to my hubby and son bitch about everything.
shutup shutup shutup shutup shutup shutup shutup shutup

I love this theory on what the island is:
"The Island is the literal manifestation of an old way of looking at the world common to all people — a world full of magic and spirits, angels and daemons. (I chose that daemon spelling intentionally. If you are confused, consult my essay on the matter.) The Island exists for anyone who believes in the concept of the mythical journey — a heroic odyssey, a ritualistic walkabout, a quest for spiritual redemption. The Island used to be much bigger and occupied much more of the world's psychic geography. The Island once may have even been the whole wide world. But skepticism, cynicism, and disbelief has caused it to shrink away from our mind's eye, becoming nothing more than a slender piece of ephemeral real estate."

The idea that the Gods exist is one that runs though the work of Neil Gaiman and other writers. I like it. They exist because people believed in them or created them and once no one thinks about them anymore they have to get jobs or cease to exist.

So that's it, LOST tonight bitches.

EDIT:
Awesome.
Richard=Slave on Black rock?
So Zombie Sayid or Sayid is now sharing a room with Jacob?
Smoke monster Locke scares me.
No fair on Juliet.
And why are Kate and Jack NOT FUCKING DEAD YET?!!?

Because I am such an Obot....

Here is the Q&A Obama did today on YouTube.
Real questions from real Americans answered by the President.